dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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orange:

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead